I watch it, so you dont have to....

A quick overview of more rubbish television shows that you should avoid:

Glee

Point made.

Cougar Town

Oh it’s that one off Friends and oh my, she’s BUTT NAKED. And it’s that one off Scrubs and she’s still a moody so and so! And oh it’s what’s his face off Glee or something. Yeah, this programme has recycled a lot of people. It’s basically about them getting old and trying to get some. It does have some bits though, like when Monica isn’t desperately trying to get a toy-boy which is 97.9% of the show.

Hannah Montanna

Are school children so damn stupid that they don’t realise SHE HAS THE SAME FACE/VOICE as Hannah Montanna/Miley Cyrus!! Its soo tweeny; with bazillions of cheesy songs and scenarios.”OMG chase is going to ask Miley Cyrus to the dance but Justin has already asked ‘Hannah Montanna’ what will she do?Its really about lying and cheating her way through school as well as coping with a split personality....

Katie

Fame hungry, Ex - model Jordan and her ongoing attempts on shoving her 'real life' down our throats. Her new toy-boy can’t even understand her; he's Argentinean with little knowledge of English. She tells him her most intimate thoughts via translator. Her face doesn’t move. Her lips look like a constant painful trout-pout. Extensions, photo shoots, nails, pink fluff....I’d rather flush my head down the toilet than watch this shi...

The Hunks

How many shirtless, muscle laden torsos can you fit into one scene, really? This has too many. I mean I could make orange juice off them (like the orange juicer where you crush it on its ripples...my visual for you has just failed) A show about ‘hunks’, sit ups, pointless conversations, too many montages and all the women they so easily ‘get it on’ with.

Sweet Sixteen

Brats with birthdays ....and they have Daddy’s credit card on tap.