The Penultimate Blog!

As if next week is my last blog!
For those who don't know (shame on you) My last post will be the 2ND of JUNE as stated 3 weeks ago I think maybe 2 no it was 3. Was it? Meh either way 2nd of June is the rapture I mean my last post....and the rapture.

So to begin with ill explain my sudden departure "ILL NEVER LET GO JACK"
I have decided to leave Zombie Outbreak because before I became a part of the team :D I already had a blog and a website which I was running. Although I think I have only missed 2 weeks as my laptop broke :( its just finding the time to do everything.
I have just moved house and still need to either go visit Matt and Voni with the wife or invite them round for tea. YOU'RE LATE FOR TEEEAAAAAA :D hehe.

Anyway I managed to get back on top of my website this week. Its only for a facebook group I set up over a year ago and seriously nothing major but people seem to like it so "I do it for the fans" :P
On top of this I also had a blog but I had had for years!!! I ended up posting one final post saying I wouldnt be posting anymore and included a link and then after about a week I deleted that blog. I also have pretty much ignored my facebook group.

My hours at work have increased massively over the past couple of weeks and with moving house and paying those bill things I am just finding it difficult to fit everything in. So as Coco Chanel says "When accessorizing always take off the last thing you put on" and as (minus the moving) ZombieOutbreak is the last thing. I have decided to hang up my coat or boots or whatever that saying is and leave.

Please Note: I am not some fashion, coco chanel nerd I just remember that quote from Ugly Betty <3

When I first said I was leaving I wasnt all that sure tbh. I was actually going to say "Leaving for a week" as im going on holiday the 6th of June and wouldnt be able to post for 2 weeks. And then this!

So now you know the dark secret that im being sent to azkabam for being a death eater and wont return unless Cameron from Sarah Connor Chronicles comes to find me and then we will fly way on a unicorn.

End of Transmission.....

I finally heard all of the Gaga songs from Born this way and I have to admit the entire album is awesome. I cant think of a single song I dislike. Even the remix of Born this way found on Disk 2 of the Deluxe Edition has made me listen to Born this way (single) all over again!

I ended up buying a gaga t-shirt and the normal version of the album this week just to get 5 exclusive gaga postcards from HMV. I then returned the album to a different store and made out I never had the postcards as the other store had ran out :) Kept the t-shirt and the postcards. BOOOM genius! Although Amazon you're pretty shit, 3 DAYS LATE ON THE ALBUM!!! Finally received it today (Wednesday) and I know I already had it thanks to it leaking and I know I have already raped pretty much every track but I would of preferred it to arrive on the day! Like everything else I pre-order from them. Last time I pay for first class!!!!



I think thats about it tbh this week. I havent really done all that much apart from work work work, saw the wife as she came to stay for a few days :D and shes moving in early next month! YAY
So yeah.

As this week is my Penultimate blog ill leave you with a little Story:

Josie was a small town girl. Had big dreams and wanted to move to the city. She wanted a fast life, busy job, on and off boyfriend and a place she could really make her own. She wanted to have everything. Her parents had lived where they were their whole lives and she just didnt want the same for them. When she finished school and college she studied Journalism at University and before she had finished her final exams she was already offered a job at one of the top Newspapers in the city. She was finally starting to live her dream.

Three weeks after she had received her results she finally moved from her parents to a small appartment in the city. It wasnt anything major and she managed to pay a whole years rent using her saving which then left her just enough to live on for the next two to three months. Her first day at work flew by. She had to learn who that was and who this was and to make sure she does this and that. She was told what to do, when to do it and how it has to be done. What stairs to use, who to avoid and even found out that Sarah in accounting had been caught out having an affair with Mark from reception. Scandal!

The day was long and heavy but she loved every minute of it. She decided to stay past close on her first day so she could finish everything and be ready and hopefully impress on her second day at work. As she was writing up a short filler piece that would be published ready for thursdays paper, she heard a noise. At first she ignored it but when it happened again she looked around. "Hello" she called out. No one replied. After a short period of time she returned back to her work. After five minutes a loud bang echoed throughout the offices. She jumped up immediately and looked around. She could see no one and then came the whisper. "Jooosssiieee" she turned around frantically looking for someone, anyone. This time she didnt sit back down she grabbed her things and walked towards the lift. "You win, nice practical joke on the new girl ha ha ha very funny. See you tomorrow asshole"

The lift doors opened and she stepped inside. She pressed the button and stood with her back against the wall. The doors closed and as they did she saw it. A dark figure from the other side of the room began to move, it started to run as the doors closed towards the lift. Josie was pressing the button continuously for the doors to close faster. Just as they shut the figure reached the glass but didnt slow down instead he burst into a black mist as he hit the doors and then dissapeared.

She was scared, alone and had no idea who or what that was. She just wanted to get out of there and back home as soon as she could. As the lift reached the bottom floor the doors opened to darkness. She couldnt see anything so before she stepped out she pulled out her phone for one of two reasons. She used it as a light to see where she was going and had it ready incase she needed to call for help.
Her heels echoed across the floor as she walked through the darkness. She could see the entrance doors and began to rush towards them. Something moved in the corner of her eye but she didnt stop to find out what it was, she carried straight on. "Josieeee". She was running now until something grabbed her by the ankle and fell face first. She landed on her left hand side and felt something force her on her back as she tried to struggle free she looked up to see the dark figure, no face she black, hands that felt like bones holding her down and then as she continued to struggle they appeared. Sharp white teeth opened out of the darkness that should be its face. Eyelids opened to reveal nothing but white eye balls. It leaned back and she knew she had to do something before it was too late. She struggled to get free again, screaming for help. The creature leaned in with its mouth open ready to rip her apart and then the lights came on. Startled the creature dissapeared into nothing and a security guard came running over.
"Miss are you ok?"
"Help me up please, please help me up"
"Looks like you might of sprained your ankle"
"What was that?"
"What was what?"
"That thing, that black thing, you saw it right, please tell me you saw it"
She was scared and panicking, tears strolling down her face.
"Miss I think you need to sit down"
"No im fine, I just want to go home, please just let me go home"

Eventually he let her go, she had to convince him that she was ok and didnt need any help first before he let her leave the building. She said she must of banged her head when she fell and seen something that wasnt there, over tired. As she left the building though she couldnt help but wonder if the security guard had played a prank on her but they did no such thing.
Back in the building the security guard who helped her up was sitting behind his desk when another guard came walking in.
"Everything ok with that lady?"
"Yeah, she was ok. Shuck up but ok"
"Did she fall or something"
"She saw it Chris"
"Saw what?"
"That creature, the one the last girl said she saw, before she went missing"
"You can't honestly believe that things real"
"Im like you, I just thought she was making it up, until this"
The guard who helped her pointed at the cctv on screen, He rewinded the tape and pressed play.
Josie was on the floor, struggling to get free while a black mist like figure was holding her down. The lights came back on and it dissapeared.
"What the hell was that?"

Josie finally arrived back at home, she sat in the car for a couple of minutes before finally getting out and going upstairs. She opened her door and switched on the light. For a while she sat there wondering if what had just happened had been in her imagination, over tiredness playing up or something like that. She made herself dinner and watch a bit of tv and then rang her mom to say goodnight and tell her how her first day had gone. Her mom sensed something wasnt right but she never questioned it, assumed it was just first day stress. She hung up eventually and climbed into bed. She lay there for a while before finally closing her eyes and was just about to fall into a sleep. "Joooosssiiiiiieeeee"

To be continued! (Next week)