Its Thursday 6th September, early evening, I am sat overlooking Birmingham's stunning canals (more canals than Venice don't you know) and I am preparing myself for the toughest test a Thursday evening can throw at a man...THE PUB QUIZ.
One does not simply walk into a pub quiz, one wakes up, eats their weetabix and spends the rest of the day scouring the internet for news stories, incurring the boss' wrath as deadlines pass in favour of the latest woman chops man's penis off story.
What does it take to be a pub quiz champion?
Do you have the speed...to make it to the quizmaster before time runs out?
The strength? To lift your jumbo cheque as you climb the podium victorious
The power? To pluck the obscure from the darkest chasm of your brain whilst killing off brain cells with alcohol
Will you be a hero?
I have won two pub quizzes in my life, I get the feeling tonight will not increase this number. If anyone fancies giving it a go hit me with some comments and we will get a team together! Good pub quiz team names are also required!!!
Gotta go, its about to start and I am a pendant for pub quiz rules.
First question:
How many units of alcohol does the average 17 year old consume at Snobs night club?
1 comment:
I can answer that!
All of it. All the units.
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