Monday, 31 January 2011

Just don't except this every week.


So I know what your thinking,
Can Richard tell me about his top 10 films and video games and make it all rhyme?


The film I've seen more than any other
Is Back To The Future with Crispin Glover.
Second film I love is Pulp Fiction,
I love it for Jules Winnfield's perfect diction.
The Breakfast Club is number three,
That fist in the air always gets me.
Ferris Bullers day off is number four,
When the car fell, so did my jaw.
Short circuits the next film on my list,
if you find me a Johnny 5 toy, your getting kissed.
Talking of Johnny's how about Johnny Depp?
Pirates of the Caribbean makes me do a dance step.
Avatar is on this list, Its right down my gully,
I really love the story surrounding Jake Sully.
Next ones an obscure one Versus is its name,
its about zombies, but not one eats a brain.
Braindead is the next zombie film to arrive,
though Americans know it as Dead alive.
The final film on my list I could happily wed,
The classic that is Dawn of the dead.

Games are next lets start with one so old its Jurassic,
The text adventure game Zork, while old its a classic.
The Monkey Island games are top of my chart,
Guybrush Threepwood will always have a place in my heart.
Sonic the Hedgehog, we all know is the man,
But I was always more of a Crash Bandicoot fan.
The Halo series by Bungie is one I love to play
I might even play Reach later today.
Final Fantasy, especially seven to nine
are games that have had a lot of my time.
Little Big Planet is a game that always makes me smile,
Its the only game that makes my PS3 truly worth while.
Seven on my list is the game known as Rock Band,
A game that proves that the mind is not as fast as the hand.
Next is a game about a world covered with grime
Its called Fallout 3, go try it sometime
While at it go try Bioshock set in Rapture
I promise you, your heart it will capture.
I'm tempted to end this list with Minecraft,
but to not mention Mass Effect would simply be daft.

One last thought to end this blog then I'm done with your time
and its aimed at the people who play Reach on-line
I know you think its funny to scream down your head set
Thinking it makes you seem like more of a threat
But we are all people so remember this quick
take Chibi Richards advice and...




4 comments:

Legendmir said...

very entertaining. love the films but ps3. seriously u needed an exspencive DVD player that bad you got a ps3. fail. but mass effect we gota see if the epic trilogy is epic to the end yet and fallout 3 is awsome.. so much of my life used up on that game.

Unknown said...

The PS3 was free with my phone contract, else I would not have bothered...

There are so many things i could add to this list, but i think its long enough.

Matt said...

I now expect every post of yours to be in rhyme format!!

Shanice said...

Why?