Spectacles & Testicles

Nerds . Nature’s way of saying ah you’re a bit too perfect with your knowledge and know how so we will mess you up... just a little bit.

Well not that much. Nerds are coming back into fashion. Programmes like The Big Bang Theory and The It Crowd really helped the movement.

Everyone wants a nerd on their arm. Nerds do make amazing Boyfriends though. They’re kind, clever and funny and caring and are clever enough to make jokes out of anything but it usually ends in a ‘I don’t understand’ followed by a deep scientific explanation.

Nerd Joke: Gold walks into a bar. Barman shouts, A u!

They’re also super affectionate. If you know even a few nerdy references they will be all over you like the Joker on Harley Quinn. Even more so if you push their buttons and by this, I mean Down, Down-Forward, Forward + Punch, if you know that, you can make them melt instantly!

In the bedroom department they outperform the jocks. They don’t lag, loose connection when you close to ‘downloading’ or need to be turned on or off again, they simply work hard and boy, do they work it!They calculate certain ‘activities’ so they have a 100% pass rate...

Women, your chosen Nerd will love you bazillions if you:

•Know what the Delorean is. (ie: not the name of his grandma/distant Aunt)
•Think Avatar is romantic
•Marvel at the joy of the new Pokemon Black/White. Lilipup = super Kawaii!!
•Learn the rules of the internet
•Listen/pretend to listen to him explaining the politics of Stargate
•Enjoy playing DeadRising 2 online, a couple that slays together stays together!

Man nerds, need help getting the ladies? And by that I don’t mean those slutty level18 Blood Elves! Try this lovely poem from the internet:

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
-Someone on slashdot

If this ends with a puzzled look/slapped face, Seek advice from this video from VideoJug instead.

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