5 Worst Films

I haven’t titled this as my top 5 worst films ever as I am forever changing my mind, lets just call it my top 5 worst that I can think of today.

5. XMEN: The Last stand.

I’ve never really been a fan of the xmen movies partly because xmen was one of my favourite shows as a child and the films have never really presented them as well as they did in the animated series and as a impregnable youth I idolized the xmen I grew up and the films have never really lived up to my childhood heroes. But mostly because they where terrible.

The worst of the three of course being the third instalment. I don’t really know where to start, the story was terrible and for a film that tried to stuff some many characters and references for the comic book series it didn’t half drag, I mean as a superhero packed big budget blockbuster cgi fest it was fucking boring. Also who ever cast Vinnie Jones deserves to go to that “special hell” Sheppard Brook was talking about, you know what I mean.

And they left out Gambit, who was my favouritest.

That Wolverine spin off doesn’t count.

4. The Human Centipede

Everone who spends a lot of time on the internet would of heard of this, it was hyped up to be the most graphic and gruesome film ever with talk of people at early screening drowning in their own, and everyone else’s vomit.

Well it wasn’t its was no way near as gross as they said or as it could have been, its was just an hour and a half of three people who had been sewn together by some pervert sobbing loudly to themselves.

3. 8 mile

This is the most depressing film I’ve ever seen, I honestly felt suicidal after watching this. it’s the so called story of a famous rapper who, even though is rich and famous now feels the need to shove the fact that he was poor and sad and pathetic when he was young the whining little prick.

2. Super Mario Brothers

This one speaks for its self.

1. Mad Max

A very disappointing film, the idea of a futuristic tale of a cop seeking revenge for his wife and child who were killed by a violent biker gang was quite appealing to me. But the first thing you notice when its starts is the sound isn’t in sync, for reasons I don’t know the whole film was dubbed which was confusing and made the acting seem even worse.

The main problem with this film is nothing really happens. Mel Gibson spends most of the film mourning his dead partner who was killed by the same gang that will then after kill his family, which doesn’t till toward the end. You spend the whole film waiting to see Mel hunt down a gang of bikers one by one and then, in the last twenty minutes he takes them all out all most effortlessly.