The Apprentice; I'm looking for another douche.

(Lets do a review before I actually see the programme!)

Yet again Lord Sugar amuses us again with 16 hot headed,eager beaver contestant that are desperate to win and become his Apprentice. This time Sugar isn't going to offer them a job,he doesn't actually like working with theses egotistical nutters, instead he will give them £250k to start up their business. That's if they can complete a series of intense assignments

They have really picked an interesting bunch for the new series. They have the whole set: Entrepreneurs, Accountants, Estate agents and even an Inventor. The only problem is that the woman seem so stuck up it hurts and the men appear to be as cocky as anything. I'm sure there's going to be a lot of personality clashes which, of cause, makes great T.V.

I think Lord Sugar's advert for The Apprentice went a bit like this:

Are you: Self-absorbed, smug, stuck-up, cocky, pretentious, brash and/or arrogant. Really? That's great!

Do you want to embarrass yourself on national TV?

Ruin any future job opportunities?

Trample on anyone to get to the top? (Even your Auntie Edna?)

Does nobody understand just how great you are/benefit to mankind?

Well ignore those pee-brains because we want you!

I did have a quick peep at their profiles on BBC's website. After some close analysis this is what I think they really are:

Leon Doyle

Career: Fast Food Marketing Entrepreneur

Really he works at McDonald's but hey, he's got all his gold stars!

Alex Britez Cabral

Career: Estate agent manager

Really he just likes to play Monoploy!

Edna Agbarha

Career: Business Psychologist

Really she likes to watch BBC News Today

If you can stomach all the smug that this programme produces,I'm sure it adds to global warming, it's on BBC 1 at 9pm tonight.