Moving House and all that JAZZZZ

Bonjour!

I just moved house!
And I can see why its the 4th most stressful thing to happen to you. Jesus I was STRESSED! When I say the fourth most stressful thing, its because according to a survey (I have no idea what survey) the first is getting married, second: having a baby and the third is getting divorced.

So anyway here is all the crazy shizzle that went down on the day of moving.

I awoke at 8am and moved boxes from room to room into one place. Simple. Waited till 10am for the van to arrive.....no van. 11am..... no van. By half 12 there was still no van. When I rang it just rang and rang and rang until the last time I rang it went straight to voicemail.

The guy had screwed me over. So there is me panicking, freaking out all OMG OMG OMG and then BOOOOOOM im all "I cant move" I ended up turning to sex and drugs and woke up 3 days later in a brother in amsterdam. Turns out the last bit was a lie.

I ended up freaking out over the phone to the mrs as I was all set to move. After she calmed me down with a swift back hander she explained that her friends dad would take me to get all my things and then bring me back.
So then I caught two trains to my new crib waited for him to arrive and then got my stuff came back and BOOM that was it.
Sorted, Moved in, Im drinking a cuppa!

The lyrics to the single "PANDA" (Must be with capitals) were released last week and they were a huge hit. Simon Cowell rang and booked Panda to sing "You're a Panda, YAY!" and "PANDA" at his birthday bash in California. We also told him that Pandas new song "On the edge of Extinction" will be released along with the single "Fur" next thursday. Panda accepted a fee of £4,000,000 to sing all four songs.

Finally
The 2nd of June shall be my last post with ZombieOutbreak.

More to follow next week.

Peace out girl scouts xxx