Kindle vs Book

Everywhere i've looked this week everyone keeps talking about how great the Amazon Kindle is! not only that it's everywhere i look too! i log on to Amazon.co.uk all i see is the Kindle! i turn on my Kindle and KINDLE KINDLE KINDLE!! but in a lot of ways a book will always be better then the mighty Kindle

Kindle make terrible bonfires compared to books, just ask the Nazi. you can't burn them for shit.



although a Kindle would make a good a weapon as a book, the time you would have to take to check if the damage would be covered by the warranty would leave you open to attack.



Could you do this with a Kindle? NO! OF COURSE NOT!





You see if you didn't have books you wouldn't be able to make a bookshelf to but all your book, oh wait...?

BOOOOOOOKKKK!!!