ZOMBIE OUTBREAK FOOD

Zombie foods: BRAIN CAKE
Tasty & Nutritious!

So the Apocalypse has begun and you’re feeling a little down; you’re out of ammo, Two and a half men is on repeat and the only take away is you. (It’s not as fun as “Dead Rising!”)

So what do you do to starve of boredom? You could try and work out if the workers at your McDonalds are zombies or are just, unfortunately, born that way. Or you can….

BAKE A CAKE!

With brains and other protein enriched human remains littering the streets, what a tasty way to get much needed nutrients! ( Very useful for out running zombies)

...Actually, if you haven’t got to the stage of cannibalism yet or you’re a vegetarian I have amended the recipe for you but I will try to make it look like the original!

Ok so shopping is a lot harder when everyone is trying to eat you. The best thing to do is get in and out as soon as possible. This means you can’t cook from scratch as it will take far too long shopping for ingredients. Well here’s the cake mix for you…

It’s the Duncan Hines Red Velvet cake mix and it can be found in any American convenience store. (If you’re from my side of the pond, you can get them from Selfridges!)

It’s so easy to make. Mix the eggs, water a bit of oil and the cake powder together. The pour into a cake tin, Silicone ones are awesome!


Wait 45mins @ 170'c whilst trying not to get eaten.Maybe play a game of solitare or headshot a few zombies to pass the time...










The results are mind-blowing! (excuse the pun). Slather it with rich Vanilla Frosting and Voila! a cake your zombie mother would be proud of...if she wasn't trying to eat your brains.

mmm Brain cake!

Top Tip: If you eat the cake mix, you can blend in like the other zombies!

ENJOY!