You should accept my challenge, it is sure to make you giggle!
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A very Naughty Sign Interpreter
“Questions started to be raised around the time of the Japanese earthquake when several viewers emailed us to complain about our reports of radioactive zombies sighted near the nuclear reactor. We dismissed them as some sort of organised hoax.”
“However, when there were similar numbers getting in touch to ask if Rebekah Brooks was really in trouble for raping a monkey, and why the BBC was claiming that, as a special summer treat, the Prime Minister had told the nation’s teenagers they didn’t have to pay for anything any more, we realised something was wrong.”
“I would like to apologise to everyone in the deaf community,” Grange told reporters today, “though when I had Cameron tell Obama “your statesmen-like profile leaves my willy plump” – well, frankly I don’t think that is so very far from the truth.” - Source link further below
Doggie Divas
The colourful hair pieces, which cost up to £35, slot over the ears with comfort, according to veteran US wig maker Ruth Regina.
And, possibly because they have not seen themselves in a mirror, the dogs do look perfectly happy.
Customers of Ruth’s Florida based company Wiggles Dog Wigs can also have their hounds dressed up to look like Sarah Palin , Madonna or Elvis.
Ruth’s love of art and animals ‘made an odd and unique coupling 20 years ago when her niece, Marlana, asked her to make a wig for her basset hound’, a company spokesman said.
Ruth explained to the Daily Mail: 'I come from eight generations of wig makers and there was really no other job I wanted to do.
'I've been making dog wigs for friends for about 20 years but I never charged for them.
'Then more and more requests came in and eventually I decided to set up a separate business online.
'The website isn't very old but we get tons of requests from all over the world.'
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And nobody noticed he was dead?
ndeed, he may have been dead for most of the festival.
“I saw him every morning,” Postman Spike Macleish told us.
“He’s been performing on the Royal Mile for years, regular as clockwork. You can’t underestimate the dedication and self-discipline of these guys. I thought it was odd he got started so early – I go past him at 6 in the morning – but who am I to question the artistic process? Rest in peace, man.”
It’s believed that the strength of the metallic paint covering Manjus and his clothes, combined with the summer heat, was enough to effectively ‘seal’ his pose. Many thousands of residents and tourists will have passed by, taking photos and posing with him, totally unaware of his condition.
Only when the preservative effect of the paint started to wear off, and the smell of decomposition became obvious, did people begin to suspect the artist was not well.
Coroners are unsure whether Mr Manjus died from starvation, dehydration, or boredom.
“It’s even possible he suffocated,” Dr Paloma of Faith Hospital in the city told reporters, “like the chick in Goldfinger. We can’t rule that out.”
City officials confirmed today that a plaque in his honour is to be placed at the spot where he passed away: ‘In Loving Memory of Street Artist Ozzy Manjus 1964-2011. He died as he lived: pretending to be asleep.’ - Source link further below
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The KFC Double Down sandwich website says "this one-of-a-kind sandwich" features 'two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce'.
They also inform hungry customers that along with a whole slab of cheesy meat, the sandwich contains 540 calories, 32 grams of fat and 1,380mg of salt.
The Vancouver Sun tested one of the pre-launch burgers, on trial in Rhode Island and Nebraska and concluded that there were 1,228 calories.
This figure is almost double KFC's claim and half a man's recommended daily calorie intake.
A KFC spokesman insisted: "Some media sources speculated on the nutritional information for the sandwich, and published numbers that were inflated."
The Double Down is set to launch in America on April 12. There are no plans to bring the meaty monster to Britain.
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3 comments:
Both myself and Monday Richard thought the Naughty Interpreter was true.I told all my friends and family...I was a fool!
I more wished it was true... and it shall become true, when I start work as an interpreter!
If only the Interpreter was true!
I thought only one was fake so it took me 10 minutes to decide between the interpreter and the human statue.
I figured I'd have more likely heard of a dead statue than a devious signer. So went with the statue.
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ACynicalGeek
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