Hamazing.
More and more people are getting involved with this fund raising idea.
It can turn a beautiful man from this:
To this:
THE HORROR!
Every November men across the globe stop shaving and, as best they can, grow some form of 'tashe across their top lips -Much to the horror of their loving girl friends (or mo hos as they are also referred to, bit sexist but it's for charity so I'm willing to let that slide)
Handy tips for Mo Hos
1 - He's going to look awful for a month. It's best if you cancel all social arrangements for now.
2 - You may, at some point (f he's stupid enough), be asked to trim said facial hair. Now you can actually do as youre told or you can casually cut bits off for your own amusement but always remember, you will most likely have to go out in public with this person, so be-careful
3 - the 'tashe will never grow how they want it to. they'll expect something amazing as such
And end up with something as follows:
You must make sure you take every opportunity to ridicule.
4. Try to avoid full on snogging. Especially if intoxicated, not only does it feel like someone rubbing a broom on your face (sexy) but you may end up with beard hair in your teeth and everyone will assume its pubic hair.
5. He may at some point try and compare his 'tashe to yours. Declare you are not Frida Kahlo, and punch him in the throat.
6. If you get frustrated with the fact he's growing a tashe and no one is donating any money; raise some for him. You're not his mother, but you should still interfere. Draw a mustashe on yourself and walk around collecting money off people. A good example is to lock someone in a storage cupboard until they give you £5 or quite simply refuse to leave someone's personal space until they call the police or give you £1.
7. Remember its for a good cause! Then shave his face in his sleep.
Well Done Zombie out break, you are 'te awesome
4 comments:
Dave did have a mighty 'tache of which put mine to complete shame. *sadface*
I think the lack of mo growing runs in the family though...
Some blokes look better when they aren't clean shaven. I hate being clean shaven- just had to shave off all my face fuzz at the demand of my boss at work, since we're doing a photo shoot today >_>
I HATE FACIAL HAIR. SO MUCH.
It's like being kissed by a brillo pad. Good God.
Also, I would like to submit an alternate title for this post: 'I moustache you a question'.
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