Rare Export: A Christmas Tale.
Christmas is coming to town, or it will after a crazed millionaire with serious childhood issues free Santa Clause from his frozen mountain prison. Because this Santa Clause isn't the familiar lovable old cobbler from your childhood. His a giant evil horned child eating lovable old cobbler and his arm of elves that look like Santa, with the white beards and everything. So when the local children of Inthemiddleofnowhereville vanish its up to local reindeer farmers to save the day before selling the Santa elve army to shopping centres so children can sit on his knee.
Was gonna write more reviews but then i took a arrow to the knee.
1 comment:
I am disappoint with the Skyrim joke... Tsk tsk tsk.
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