Roller Derby. I loves it I does.

I love roller derby. I sometimes I feel like I'm in a relationship with it. Sometimes it pisses me off, sometimes it lets me down, I'm sure it's cheating on me too but most of all it makes sure I am accepted and loved.
It never tells me i'm stupid, and it's always there when I need it.
What else do you want from a sport?

Here is a video a friend of mine made. I appear in it a few times (mainly shouting and looking rancid but hay ho, what else is new?!)
If you have a spare half an hour, grab yourself a cup of tea, get comfy and let me tell you a story...