Baby Yoga with Lena Fokina
A seriously WTF article.
Hi i'm Lena Fokina, a 50 year old PE teacher.
You want to get fit and back into shape after having a baby?
Well have you heard of Baby Dynamics?
It's a new version of baby Yoga that will get you and your baby nice and healthy. Wether your baby is fresh from delivery or getting on a bit, just grab them and swing your way to fitness!
Grab them by the feet or wrists and swing them around. Look your feeling better already!
Why don't you stretch them over your head or dangle them on the floor, its not like their joints and neck aren't fully developed... oh wait...
Come on, the more you do it, the slimmer you will get.Forget about the screaming child, how dare they be so selfish, your only trying to get fit. Actually, your making the baby stronger too! Bonus.
Every, sane, caring, parent will participate. What are you waiting for? Swing your baby to benefit their health and your own!
A more in depth video can be found here but its really disturbing. Although the internet thinks its a fake, the baby is real and is crying!
Her work is based on Igor Charkovsky's work - he had two girls die while under his care! I'm sure that's enough warning!!
The weirdest part of the story is that her children, who endured this yoga since they were new born, grew up to be Olympic skydiving champions. I'm very confused now!
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