Maxi-bon, the eternal quest

Hello Ladies!

I originally wrote a blog about GAME, but all the areas I wrote about have been covered in lukes lovely post! (mine had more swear words) so to save you from the repetition and bad grammar (and swearing!) I have a guest blog from Mr Santoro, my favourite sex pest.

So Ladies and Gents, I present to you:

Thursday Hulse's fella and the magical search for Maxibon

This, my fellow Zombie Outbreak followers, is the type of quest that Indiana Jones would be proud of. It has the potential to take me across the world, come up against the iron fist of evil Germans and there is no guarantee of success. I need your help.

Welcome to my search for the golden elixir that is the Maxibon ice cream

For those of you have never experienced a Maxibon I will take some time to tell you all about it.
Firstly I would love to be in your shoes. To experience the pure glory of the ice cream to soft biscuit combination for the first time is something you can never get back. It is very much a double rainbow moment.

It consists of a block of ice cream containing small lumps of chocolate with one end covered in chocolate, and the other sandwiched between two biscuits.

Having built up the expectation in you all it is with great regret that I must inform you that Nestle do not stock this ice cream in the UK.

That’s right, you are being denied the king of ice creams by evil German ice cream overlords. For once the internet has not helped in this quest, even yahoo answers comes up short (whatever happened to Ask Jeeves by the way?).

I have been into every supermarket I pass with an air of anticipation, only to be crushed when I see a Maxibon shaped hole in the freezer.

I am merely one person, but with your help we can pillage the villages of Europe and take what is rightfully ours, a block of slightly melting ice cream and soggy biscuit.

Who’s with me?