Zombie Outbreak: Zombie Apocalypse Food Guide 2012

In a Zombie Apocalypse, the first thing your going to worry about is what to eat....then of course how to survive. Seeing all those zombies with their full bellies is sure to make you jealous.

Yes, this is now you...

There's only so much you can do with beans, and to be honest, the other survivors will soon get annoyed with you as their gassy companion.

This guide give you handy hints on what tasty, interesting treats are available for you to start stocking up on; I've even put them into the 'correct' food groups!

Meat

You may be classed as meat to the zombies but you'll need to get proteins too in order to have enough energy to fight them off!

MMM, chicken! A bit hard to come by now that the farmer is trying to harvest you brains. Luckily, 'Sweet Sue' has these delicious canned chickens for you to stock up on.

Even Zombie survivor from Foodnetwork.com suggests it!

'Better stock up on this, before the apocalypse.'

Here's a testimonial from Kevin from Foodnetwork.com,

'Second, it smells like nothing I have ever smelled before. The only description is “really old soup,” you find in the back of your fridge that you’re just not sure is still good, so you hand it to your dog and he sniffs it and backs up.Scraping up some meat, what little there is, with the gravy, and PUT IT IN MY MOUTH.It sort of tastes like chicken & gravy, sort of. I wouldn't turn it down if I was starving, but I can say this, I will never eat another one unless I was starving. -and I mean, zombie brain eating starving…'

Step into you local McDonald's.... you may realise all the servers are brainless but that's not because they're college drop outs, its because they're all zombies. That's lunch ruined...

...But If you're desperate for your mystery meat flavoured fix, why not try this delicious Cheeseburger in a can?

Of course this isn't as good as fresh, but who has time to hunt unicorns these days? Especially with all those zombies on your back...

I'm a busy professional so I don't have the luxury of just grabbing my bow and quiver and spending days in the high glens hunting fresh 'corn. This product allows me to come home from a hectic day and enjoy a meal packed with that special nutrition only unicorn can provide. I even keep a few cans at the office for those late nights.

Here's a testimonial from Butch on Amazon,

'I've played enough dungeons and dragon's the know that the healing powers of the unicorn meat are second to none. That's why when I got this hangnail I immediately ordered the canned unicorn and put it on overnight shipping. As soon as it arrived I dug in. The taste was not as expected. It was spongy and fuzzy. Not sure if I was supposed to skin it or not so on my second portion I cut into it. Who would have thought that unicorn meat looked exactly like stuffed animal stuffing. This was not expected from such an elegant and magical creature. I ate the whole thing and it did nothing for my affliction. Worse yet, after eating the whole thing I am now constipated. I probably won't make this purchase again unless I find out that unicorn meat would cure my constipation'