Thursday, 5 July 2012

Breaking Bad…the show you will never watch as described in the blog you will never read!!!


Finally the anticipation has got too much for everyone. If I delayed this blog any further you would all combust and leave a horrible horrible mess that I would no doubt have to clean up….well not this time!



If you have a short attention span then I will make this quick and painless, Breaking Bad is amazing. If you feel you can take my word for gospel then please scroll down to look at the pretty pictures of lego breaking bad sets that fans have made. If you don’t trust my word, apart from being evil people, please read on so I can convince you of the virtues of this wondrous show.

Now to the main cast.
Walter White (played by Thursday Santoro’s blog legend Bryan Cranston).


Walter White starts the show as a family man, holding down two jobs in order to make ends meet for his family. When he is diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer, Walt decides to secure his family’s financial future by cooking top quality crystal meth with one of his former students Jesse Pinkman (more on him imminently). Being a high school chemistry teacher means that Walt not only has the science down to a tee but also access to the equipment needed. Walt and Jesse become known for their product ‘Blue Meth’ but success breeds competition in the form of criminals, rival gangs and the DEA, led by Walt’s brother in law, Hank, who is tasked with pursuing ‘Heisenberg’, Walt’s drug-world alter ego.

Skylar White (played by Anna Gunn)


Skylar, Walt’s long suffering wife, makes up one half of Walt’s 3 way marriage alongside Jesse (yes I am getting to him). I don’t wish to spoil any of her development throughout the show so will just give her an introduction here and let you learn about her for yourselves by watching the show.

Jesse Pinkman (played by Aaron Paul)


Jesse makes up the final part of the triumvirate between Walt and Skylar, although Walt goes out of his way to deny Jesse’s existence to Skylar. Jesse has experience of both taking and making drugs and so gives Walt an inside track into the grim world he has chosen. Again the character development for Jesse throughout each season means I can’t really say much without spoiling but his character will make you want to add ‘yo’ to the end of each sentence.

Walter White Jnr. (played by RJ Mitte)


Walter White Jnr is the son of Walt and Skylar and general all round good egg. Born with cerebral pawsy, Walt Jnr is the average high school student who idolises his father. Often the cause of tension between Walt and Skylar in terms of whose side he backs, Walt Jnr’s character means the viewer is able to see how Walt Snr’s actions impact the White family home in a very personal way.

Hank Schrader (played by Dean Norris)


Hank is one of those typical, all American, law enforcers. He is Walt’s brother in law and heads up the local DEA team in cracking down on drug use in Albuquerque. You will hate him at the start for his cockiness and his demeaning comments towards Walt. Its always good having a hate figure though!

Marie Schrader (played Betsy Brandt)



Marie, wife to Hank and sister to Skylar, starts off as the ideal match for Hank. House proud and seemingly lording it over the White family, Marie is another character that often grinds on the viewer to start with.

In a bid not to spoil things I haven’t covered all the characters, including my favourite but if anyone actually gets round to watching the show or has already watched it, I will happily discuss the merits of Saul Goodman!

Anyway I don’t want anyone going away from reading this thinking this show in anyway glamorises drugs or promotes drugs. Drugs are bad kids, the only addiction people should have is to Ribena. Breaking Bad makes a point of showing the horrors of drug abuse and the affects it can have on individuals and those around them so don’t go all Daily Mail on me and start ranting. It’s a TV show, its not real, you should be old enough and responsible enough to know what’s good and bad for you.

Season 5, soon to air in the USA will be the last season. The producers of the show have decided to split the season into two to a) let us fans live in denial that this show will never end b) milk the cash cow as much as they can. However fans in the UK may experience some difficulties if they wish to watch it through legal means. You see no UK based provider has picked up the rights to this season. Breaking Bad, along with arguably the best TV drama series’ The Wire, The Sopranos and Mad Men, have had a bit of a rough deal in the UK. The Wire was pushed to the graveyard slot on BBC and was aired daily so that if you missed an episode you were screwed (due to rights it wasn’t on iPlayer), Channel 4 and later E4 followed suit with The Sopranos and stuck this on in the graveyard slot intermittently, and Mad Men was broadcast on BBC4 again during the graveyard slot. Mercifully these series have since been aired on Sky Atlantic but again this is only available to a limited audience so the magic can’t be shared by everyone. The original series of Breaking Bad aired on FX, with season 2 appearing on Channel 5 at, you guessed it, the graveyard slot. Seasons 3 and 4 didn’t even air in this country and season 5 suffers from the same treatment. What I am basically saying here is if you do find yourself craving for Breaking Bad, you may have to wait a while…however Seasons 1-4 should tide you over until you get your grubby little mitts on season 5.

As a final point, Breaking Bad is known for its legendary season wrap parties. I won’t spoil anything for you but I leave you with the show’s two main characters rocking up as each other and as promised the Lego Breaking Bad RV van.



1 comment:

Dornorn said...

Couldn't agree more, great show it's a shame it's not better known in the UK.