AWEEEEESSSOME DEEEEN

I'm feeling pretty vile this week, so this post is mainly (if not all) Davids work (and his chum Tom).
I went to work tonight and returned home to find the living room had been transformed!

So ladies and genitalia. This week I give you

HOW TO BUILD AN AWESOME DEN



Step 1: Find leftover Ikea boxes, raid your skate bag for stolen tape and get assembling. Anthea Turner styleeeee!



Step 2: Assemble as much furniture together as possible.



Step 3: Pretend you are in CSI: Birmingham





Step 4: As with everything in life, make a grand entrance




Step 5: If you find out you are too fat to crawl between tables, make use of chairs and boots to weigh them down




Step 6: Use big table as living room space. Also camouflage!!!






Step 7: Make boyfriend take obligatory cock pic









Step 8: Add a touch of romance to your surroundings using an Ikea sale lamp




Step 9: Throw sheets and blankets over everything obviously. Dickhead




Step 10: Cover boobs for added protection








Step 11: Die in den, your life is now complete, you have nothing left to live for.