Ah the humble television invented by Jesus in 1997 it has since been a necessity for every British living room....Study,Dining room,Kitchen,Bedroom,Bathroom,Shed,Car.
picking the right one couldn't be simpler, the bigger the eye sore, the better the veiwing experience.
Step Two: Comfortable Seating.
Comfortable seating is very important, the more comfortable the seating the longer you can enjoy the viewing experience and the longer you can avoid the temptation to get up and do something practical and meaning full with your life.
Step Three: A light snack.
Even donig something as simple as watching television can burn calorie. so it is important that you maintain your energy levels to prevent fatigue and even death.
Step Four: Friends and Loved ones.
What could be better the spending a evening in front of the television with those most dear to you, peacefully ignoring each other.
Step Five: Empty Your Mind.
Simple things like intelligence and imagination can get in the way while watching television and frankly not necessary in the least. so it is recommended that you remove these flaws by force if necessary ( we recommend a basic household hammer to the back of the head). This leaves you free to enjoy TV's wonder without having to think about a thing like thinking.
You are now ready to watch television, so sit back relax and enjoy.
Wait, who's got the remote.
1 comment:
I always have the remote. Because I'm a man!
That and Voni isn't much of a TV watcher... The shame.
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