For those of you lucky enough to have not seen this shit storm let me give you a brief overview of the story. Comander Spencer Armacoat is a astronaut set on a mission to repair a satellite but during the mission something goes wrong and the ground staff lose contact with the Spencer and astronaut number two for about two minutes. But everything turns out fine and Captian Jack Armacoat returns to earth unharmed ( or does he?). After returning home he celebrates by impregnating his wife Jillian who soon suspects that something is different about Spencer Scissorhands since he got home. This and that happens and it turns out Spencer is a alien designing a new shuttle designed to be controlled by two pilots, his wife finds out she pregnant with his twins who were conceived to pilot the alien plane shuttle thing….really that’s what its about, just take a moment to imagine what a film like that would be like…it’s just as bad as you think!!!
Paranormal Activity
Has Blair Witch Project taught us nothing. This is one of the most boring films I’ve ever seen, the only good thing about it was watching some of the other people in the room shitting themselves when ever a door opens slightly. I mean I know a horror film doesn’t need gallons of blood and explosions to be scary but I believe there’s a difference between a tense atmosphere and a empty room.
Iron Man 2
What? why are you looking at me like that? Do you really think I would post a film I’ve never seen just to pad out my post? What do you take me for!?
Terrible film…. probably.
Fast and The Furious : Tokyo drift
This may be the first time someone has ever written a review based on the first five minutes of a film, not very professional but hay - ho. I never been a fan of the earlier films but at least they had a plot you could follow. Well, not that I’d know. Seriously it start with a bunch of high school kids having a race though a construction site. They all had stupidly expensive cars, shouting pop culture at each other with girlfriend who have had more work done then Jenna Jameson. Would you sit though the whole thing?
6 comments:
There are far too many of those 'Fast and furious' films, one was enough!!
Also, Paranormal Activity wasn't that bad. It kept me entertained.
Now you see, I liked Paranormal Activity. It wasn't brilliant, sure, but it was a nice change from either the gore-a-thons or the lazy Asian horror movie remakes.
Paranormal Activity was alright! you've gotta watch it in the dark and pay attention!
i admit there are worst films then paranormal activity, i've only just remembered forth kind. nevermind.
still overrated mind.
Iron man 2 is actually pretty good. Its at least as good as the first film, and i enjoyed it plenty. its a fun film.
Tokyo drift is also the only fast an furious film I liked, When they get to Japan, its an interesting insight into the Japanese attitude towards gaijin.
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