Halloween Survival Guide.

If on a recent trip to the Supermarket you noticed a lot of pointy hats, masks and cheap make up haunting the selves. but don't be alarmed it not some new horrible fashion trend...

  IT'S HALLOWEEN!!

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IT'S HALLOWEEN!!

A time of year when the streets are infest with something far more terrifying then zombies or werewolves..Children. the swarm the streets going door to door terrorising old lady and such but you can survive this with these handy tips.

Terrifying 

Step One: Jack O' Lanterns.

A long lived Halloween tradition. simply place one of these carved pumpkins outside your door. this is a good way to defend your home as the spooky faces will scare the children and we all known children hate vegetable  right?

Step Two: Sweets.

Children have very short attention spans so when you see them coming to your door looking to steal your televisions and your kidneys simple toss a had full of chocolatey treats there way and they soon forget all about selling your organs on the internet. 

Step Three: Disguise Yourself.

Children are like zombies they never attack their own. so in case all your other defences are lost we recommend dressing up as one of them. if all else fails and you have to abandon your home (and loved ones) you can mingle in with the rest without fear of attack.