Not in the kitchen anymore

Do you all remember the post I made a while ago about www.fatuglyorslutty.com? (If you don't, go look for it. I'm not linking you, you need to do it for yourself or you'll never learn the true value of hard work. That, and I'm too lazy to). Well, I've recently run across a similar site called www.notinthekitchenanymore.com, and my word, it contains some astounding specimens of human beings. The writer, Jenny Haniver, documents the craziness she runs across while playing online on her Xbox by both recording it and transcribing it for your perusal. I'm going to share some of my favourite examples below. If you want to hear them, follow the link. Trust me, you may have to to check if they're for real.

Onwards!


http://www.notinthekitchenanymore.com/2011/08/two-chicks-that-play-xbox.html

Oh come on mate. If you're going to insult us, try harder.


http://www.notinthekitchenanymore.com/2011/11/thanks-for-explaining-that-to-me.html

Oh well... right. Of course.


http://www.notinthekitchenanymore.com/2011/10/dude-i-love-females-dude.html

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE QUESTION MY SEXUALITY!


http://www.notinthekitchenanymore.com/2011/10/jelly-roll.html

What just happened? I think my brain just exploded trying to make sense of that.






http://www.notinthekitchenanymore.com/2011/09/girl-on-girl-action.html

This makes me deeply, deeply sad. You're not special because you're a lady on the internet. Let it go.




http://www.notinthekitchenanymore.com/2011/11/kitchen-talk.html

Humanity is doomed.

P.S Yeah, I can't make links work. You're gonna have to copy paste that stuff. THE HORROR!