Times are hard with a recession and all that. So I have no choice but to sell of my first home to feed my non- existent children.
Two storey house with very..very large garden.
Friendly locals who will just insisted on visiting.
Large reception area.
Bedroom...
..Which leads to the balcony area. Perfect if you enjoy constant spider attacks.
Indoor swimming pool complete with rocks and dirt...
And what home would be complete without whatever this is?
So who wants to start the bidding?!....Anyone?
3 comments:
You got your own ravine under your house! I bid one gold ingot!
I'll give you 20p and a Mars bar.
I'll go as high as 12 Lapis.
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