Step 1. First have a
good look at your game collection, and have a good think about what
games she might like. Some girls like horror, but as a general rule
something a little less terrifying is a good bet.
Step 2. Now take the
games you have decided she will like the theme of, take out all the
games that have a insane difficulty curve. If your trying to get her
started in gaming, you don't want her breaking the controller.
Step 3. Now take the
games you have decided she will like the theme and difficulty and
remove any game that you would consider to have an obtuse or
confusing story. She will not want to play if you have to sit through
a hour long introduction FMV
Step 4. Now you have
you game selection made, make sure you gaming area is women friendly,
remove all crisp packets and empty drinks cans. Make sure it is a
nice place to be.
Step 5. Ignore all
previous steps, and let her try Minecraft.
Coming soon, how to get
your Girlfriend to stop playing Minecraft... as soon as I figure it
out...
1 comment:
AS A VAGINA OWNER AND FEMALE GAMER I AM OFFENDED BY THIS POST
*waves semi serious fist*
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