Monday, 16 July 2012

How to get your girlfriend to play Video games

How to get your girlfriend to play Video games. In five easy steps.

Step 1. First have a good look at your game collection, and have a good think about what games she might like. Some girls like horror, but as a general rule something a little less terrifying is a good bet.


Step 2. Now take the games you have decided she will like the theme of, take out all the games that have a insane difficulty curve. If your trying to get her started in gaming, you don't want her breaking the controller.



Step 3. Now take the games you have decided she will like the theme and difficulty and remove any game that you would consider to have an obtuse or confusing story. She will not want to play if you have to sit through a hour long introduction FMV



Step 4. Now you have you game selection made, make sure you gaming area is women friendly, remove all crisp packets and empty drinks cans. Make sure it is a nice place to be.



Step 5. Ignore all previous steps, and let her try Minecraft.



Coming soon, how to get your Girlfriend to stop playing Minecraft... as soon as I figure it out...

1 comment:

Siobhan Harper said...

AS A VAGINA OWNER AND FEMALE GAMER I AM OFFENDED BY THIS POST

*waves semi serious fist*