Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twitter. Show all posts

Friday, 30 December 2011

A Year in Twitter

As this year draws to a close, I thought I'd try and sum up the last year in a succinct fashion. After all, I'm lazy, and you're all busy preparing for the state mandated boozefest tomorrow evening. With that in mind, I thought what better way to recount the year than through Twitter? Can't get more succinct than that. Plus, my little sister bought me A Twitter Year: 365 Days in 140 Characters by Kate Bussman. Having read it while on my Christmas holidays, I found it was a repository of both fascinating and slightly bizarre factoids. Let me regale you with some of the things I have learnt from this tome of wisdom.


1. The site was first rolled out to the public on 15th July 2006, and so is merely five years old. Amazing to think that when you realise the influence it now holds, isn't it?

2. Funny or Die (@funnyordie) has the most influential Twitter account. Lord Voldemort (@lord_voldemort7) has the 7th most influential account.

3. Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) and Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) have more followers than Barack Obama (@barackobama). Weep for humanity.

4. On the 13th October 2010, Greater Manchester Police decided to tweet every single 999 call they received that day. 3205 tweets were recorded, including one from a woman who had put the wrong fuel in her car. Thousands of followers were gained and sane people everywhere worried for the state of the human race.

5. Twitter was a major tool in the ousting of Hosni Mubarak, who had been president of Egypt for forty years. The #jan25 hashtag began making the rounds, helping people follow news of what was happening in the country. Eventually the campaign was successful, when Mubarak reluctantly stepped down as president on the 11th Feburary 2011.

6. Ryan Giggs obtained a superinjunction this year to stop the press revealing his affair with Imogen Thomas (You know, that girl off that thing with the face). However, that was no obstacle to Twitter users, who tweeted his name 75,000 times before he was named in parliament.

7. During the riots throughout England this summer, news of what was happening spread through Twitter often before it got to the main news channels. In response to the destruction caused, the #riotcleanup hashtag and corresponding @riotcleanup account helped do gooders rally together to clean up their streets, an example of social media being put to valuable use.

8. The British Monarchy have two official Twitter accounts, @BritishMonarchy and @ClarenceHouse. However, there are 26 fake royal feeds, including @Queen_UK, @TheDukeofHazard, and @DianaInHeaven. The fake Twitter Queen even has her own book out, called Gin O'Clock.


9. The Royal Wedding instigated 5.8 million tweets in four days, including this fantastic exchange:



10. Both Run of Run-DMC and MCHammer are now ordained ministers, and take to Twitter as @RevRunWisdom and @MCHammer respectively to preach words of wisdom and spirituality. Rev Run has more followers than the Dalai Lama. The mind boggles.

I might do a second part to this, as there's so many more factoids that I haven't had room for this week. Until then, enjoy your new year's eve, don't drink and drive, and ALWAYS keep an eye on your drink. You never know what it might do.

Friday, 16 December 2011

Welcome to the future

Dear readers, I have joined the 21st century and acquired a smartphone.

Yes, that’s right; it really has taken me this long. I’ve been waiting eagerly for months for my old phone contract to expire, so this month with a song in my heart I kicked my crappy old Samsung to the curb and gave a home to a shiny new Sony Ericsson Xperia Play. I wasn’t really sure which phone I wanted until Monday Rich showed me his phone, and how it could be flipped open to play Playstation games like so:



Then he showed me Crash Bandicoot running on it, and that was it. Sold.

I’ve decided to do a rundown of my initial reactions to my shiny new toy, mainly because all I can think about is ‘YAY NEW PHONE!’ Please to enjoy.

Me: WHERE IS PHONE? The email said it’d be here hours ago!

Me: PHONE IS HERE OMG OMG OMG

Me: Let’s unbox everything, yay!

Me: I’m gonna charge it up first, in a rare show of sensibility.

A couple of hours later...

Me: YAY PHONE IS CHARGED

Me: *Boots up phone*

Me: Huh. Android is owned by Google. I did not know that.



Internet: Well, you’re the only one then.

Me: Shut up internet.

Me: *Transfers numbers to new phone* Huh, I don’t have as many friends as I thought I did.

Me: Oh well, less work to do here.

Me: LET’S GO ON THE INTERNET ON MY PHONE

Me: I’m on Facebook! Woooooo!

Me: NOW I’M GOING TO DOWNLOAD APPS.

Phone: I have a zillion Twitter apps.

Me: Oh God.

Matt: Just use the Tweetdeck one like you do on your computer.

Me: Fair point.

The next day...

Me: Look at all these new apps I have! I’ve got a pedometer, a notepad, a flashlight...

People: Do you have anything useful on it?

Me: Hell no. Although I do have Angry Birds now. I think it’s the law or something.



Rich: Here is the app that lets you play PSX games on your phone.

Me: I LOVE LIVING IN THE FUTURE.

Me: *Plays Tekken 3 until eyes start to bleed*

A few days later...

Me: Hey look, my Google calendar syncs up with Facebook on my phone. I will never miss an important event again!

Me: I can write to do lists on my phone now too with that notepad app!

Me: I AM GOING TO BE SO ORGANISED.

Me: I AM GOING TO BE THE MOST ORGANISED PERSON EVER.



Me: Why can’t I open this website on my phone?

Matt: Have you connected it to the house wireless network?

Me: I can do that?!

Matt: *Facepalm*

Friday, 18 November 2011

Public service announcement

Two posts in one day? Are we crazy?

Well no. Well I'm not. Hopefully.

Anyway, I wanted to bring it to your attention that you can get your fix of Zombie Outbreak goodness and insanity from other places on the webs too! Fancy that.

First off, there's that fancy new Twitter thing. Our feed is at @OutbreakZombie. You can also follow your favourite writer if you so choose! (Apart from Tuesday Shanice, as she refuses to sign up. Spoilsport). Anyway, they are as follows:

Monday Rich: @Gothicpie
Wednesday Luke: @lukedunster
Thursday Hulse: @The_Hulse
Friday Voni: @Voni_Harper
Saturday Simon: @SaturdaySimon
Sunday Matt: @skid_tourst

If that's not enough, you can also check us out at the facebook fan page, over at http://www.facebook.com/pages/ZombieOutbreakcom/160986167283759. There's updates, artwork, and hopefully we'll be putting up bonus content just for the Facebook fans! Join, it'll be worth your while.

Finally, if you just can't get enough of us, Rich has his own site over at www.gothicpie.com, and Voni blogs at www.squarelobster.blogspot.com.

Happy stalking!