Teddy Bears cannot be trusted!

Ok so to begin with I cant stop drinking Green Tea have been for weeks and I cant stop. I brought like 300 tea bags of it and I have 43 left : / damnnnnn and to also top it off I havent had a Kitkat in over a week!!! I saw a Cookies and cream one in Cyber Candy today but it was £1.91 for a Kitkat Chunky : /

Anyway
Me and the Mrs recently brought each other a teddy bear (lame) and for some reason we were in the Bullring and were looking down into the pretty shit toy store called The Entertainer. The bears that we brought were on a round stand close to the entrance and you could see them all from where we both were. The next minute the story turned into this...

"Imagine if we look over now and one of the bears turns and just starts staring at us and then the rest all turn and do the same. Before we know it they are all getting up and grabbing weapons while other toys march beside them as they come out of the store into the bullring and start fucking the place up and then the early learning centre toys come down too and a mass war breaks out and before we know it the giant jelly bean covered bull that is for sale in Selfridges comes charging through them all and knocks them all down. The toys in the disney store join in as well and the whole place starts turning to shit, fires are lit, people are killed and we have to fight for our lives to escape"

And then we ended up walking off outside to smoke before going home. That was pretty much the end of the story. But how cool would that be!!! Id be like YO TEDDYS RIP EACH OTHER TO PIECES, OI BITCH FROM TOY STORY STOP BUCKAROOING ALL OVER THE SHOP AND RIP THAT S.O.B WOODY'S HEAD OFF!!! and then ill run for my life as a group of barbie dolls come running at me carrying god knows what.

So for imaginative purposes id say that it this idea was made into a film Imdb would give it a 10/10 and the critics would go shit happy on it as well. It would become the biggest selling film of all time, beating Avatar and then not only would it spawn 24 sequels, a tv show, entire merch range but a teddy bear would end up running the country and we would all eat marshmallows and whatever else bears eat to make them so FLUFFFFYYYYY.

Soooooooooooooooooooooo

I brought a ds this week. My very first one ^_^ this ho is growing up! It came with Pokemon white. This game is how can I say it..... You shut your mouth how can you say I go about things the wrong way. I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does. I love that song (T.a.t.u - How soon is now. Im aware its not the original but their cover is better) erm yeah I would say its kind of ok-ish. Now for me, the last Pokemon game i played was pokemon green and that was around 2 months ago maybe longer. This game has gone crazy. Not only is it visually better but its also (for me) a shit load harder. Im still in the deciding stages of whether I like it or not and as I kind of had a wee pap about it, the Mrs was really sweet and brought me ZELDA: PHANTOM HOURGLASS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM im going to play it after this blog :D although im kind of enjoying pokemon now : / (Shhh don't tell the Mrs it will be our little secret, touches crotch, the police get involved, im a sex offender, everyone gets a free lolly)

Erm the final thing I wanted to talk about this week was... I think thats it actually : / Im not too sure I know their was something else as the mrs was unabout it earlier and I said I was going to write about it for today and I can't remember what it is so ill just leave you with the fact that the film Unknown staring Liam Neeson (I think thats his name) is shit.

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P.s I never re-read what I have wrote so if its god awful blame Charlie Sheen.

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