So, did it live up to expectations? Well, I have documented my first thoughts as follows. Enjoy!
00:01 minute in: OK FINE I AM BUYING MINECRAFT NOW THIS IS HAPPENING.
00:03: It’s all downloaded, let’s start and see what all the fuss is about.
00:04: Survival or Build mode? Survival, clearly. Because I’m hardcore.
00:05: Ok, now we’ve started. There are trees EVERYWHERE.
00:05: Now I’ve got little blocks of wood. Now what?
00:06: Wander around for a bit. Trees. Cliffs. Sheep. Ok.
00:08: Consult internet. Work out how to craft a pick. HAVE AT YE STONE!
00:08: Craft better pick with stone. Have created odd looking hole in side of cliff. Ah well.
00:09: Gone a bit trigger happy and have walked around smacking everything in sight.
00:09: Wool? What do I do with wool?
00:12: Oh, it’s dark now. What’s that noise? WHAT’S THAT NOISE?!
00:13: Brick self into odd hole in cliff side. Make some torches and feel fancy for a bit because I made fire.
00:16: What in the name of the sweet baby Jesus is that out there?
00:19: WHAT IS THAT NOISE IT’S RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL!
00:20: Freak out for a bit until daylight.
00:22: It’s daylight! Hulk smash out of my hole! Imma EXPLORE.
00:22: My hunger bar’s getting low. Can I smack a pig for food?
00:23: Turns out I can. What do the vegetarians do?
00:24: Make furnace and cook me some meats with it. It’s like an extremely lo res BBQ.
00:25: Play with furnace some more. Make glass by heating sand. I AM A WIZARD.
00:28: Find nice little spot next to a pond full of blocky ducks. Decide I’m going to live here.
00:31: Hack enormous hole in another hill side. I’m going to live here hobbit style.
00:40: Hanging out in fancy hole for the night, complete with door, windows and a CHEST! (Moar storage!)
00:41: A ZOMBIE HAS FALLEN INTO MY HOUSE KILL IT KILL IT DEAD!
00:50: Download fancy Rainbow Dash skin online.
00:60: Shouldn’t I be in bed?
00:64: MOAR DIGGING.
3 comments:
This phone is so brilliant. I was laughing all the way through it and it reminded me of my own first hour :)
I especially liked the "Pig smacking" for food and the creepy noises outside :)
This is pretty much what Minecraft is all about- I think everyone has a similar experience, provided they have no prior knowledge of what to do.
I am dissapoint...
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