I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROARRRR!!!

Today is international women's day, or something.
I don't really know what that means to be to be honest, I googled it but I lost interest and ended up buying things from Amazon.
Such is the pain of being a woman.
The point is; I'm a woman, it's great, but what's this day about?
Do blokes get one? They should, doesn't really seem fair if we get a day and they don't.
Is this enforcing a stereotype and going backwards on feminism?!
I DONT KNOW. I don't really care. The 29th of April is 'Day of Remembrance for all Victims of Chemical Warfare' and no ones raving on about that.

Here is a picture of a vagina fighting a panda I made for today. ENJOY!



As we all know, vaginas are invisible. Why don't we rename today Vagina day?!

The most adorable gaming characters (please keep squeeing to a minimum)

I know I spend a lot of time raging about lady gamers should be treated equally to the man types, but sometimes I just can’t fight against the stereotype. Sometimes, I find things cute. And cuddly. I know. Just do me a favour and don’t go shouting about it, alright? I’ve got an image as a hard ass to maintain over here.

Anyway, with that in mind, here’s the rundown of some of the cutest characters in gaming.

Panda (Tekken series)



What’s cool about Panda is that she’s disarmingly cute. She prances about in neon bracelets and backpacks, following around a Chinese school girl as her pet. She goes to school with her and everything! She couldn’t get any cuter unless they started drawing her with anime eyes, and quite frankly, I wouldn’t put that past Namco at this stage.

(Side note: Tekken 6 sucked. Tekken Tag Tournament 2 better be good or I’ll cry.)

No matter how sweet she looks though, Panda can pack a serious punch. How many fighters have wandered into the arena thinking, ‘What? A panda wearing a backpack? I’ll be home before tea’ before having their ribs crushed and their faces ripped off? Never underestimate an endangered species.

Sackboy (Little Big Planet series)



Aw, who doesn’t love Sackboy? He’s delighted to be here. In fact, he’s delighted to be anywhere. No matter whether you’re flinging him across cavernous spike pits, or making him traverse a herd of wild buffalo, he always does it with a smile on his face.

It doesn’t matter what costume you put him in either, he always looks cute and cuddly. Sackboy Snake looks totally harmless. Sackboy Joker wouldn’t touch a fly. And Sackboy Kratos? Well, he just looks like he needs a hug.

Portal turrets (Portal series)



NO I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT PORTAL, GET USED TO IT.

Ok, so they’ll shoot on sight and will kill you faster than blinking, but come on. You love the turrets really. So does everyone else in the world, judging by the reams of fan art and real life recreations of the little adorable packages of shooty doom.

It’s all in the voice. How can you stay mad at something at asks, ‘Hello? Are you still there?’ in a sing song voice? Portal has to be the only game ever to make you sad that you’ve just killed an enemy, when they sadly say, ‘I don’t blame you’ before they shut down. Sob.

Chibiterasu (Okamiden)



I WILL ALSO NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THIS.

Do I need to explain this to you? Look at him, he’s adorable!

Oh, alright then. In the game he jumps around chasing, butterflies, licking faces, and befriending anyone he comes across. He copies everything his mum did in the last game, from her fighting style right down to the way he’ll curl up and fall asleep when he’s bored of the conversation.

Also, HE’S A PUPPY! Puppies are always cute. ALWAYS.

(Another side note: Y U NO RELEASE THE CHIBITERASU PLUSH IN THE WEST, CAPCOM?! I need it!)

Croc (Croc series)



I did a bit of research before I wrote this post (i.e. I googled ‘cute game characters’) and I was really surprised when Croc didn’t make it onto any of the lists I saw. Croc is cuteness personified. Well, crocodile-ified. You know what I mean.

Everything about the game is adorable. Croc is found by the Gobbos, a race of what appear to be round balls of fluff with eyes attached, and he is raised by their king as one of their own. When the evil Baron Dante rocks up and imprisons the Gobbos, simply because they’re too cute to be allowed, Croc steps up and sets out to rescue them.

The Gobbos squeal, ‘Yay!’ and ‘Yipee!’ when they see you. The enemies are all big eyed adorable creatures (one boss is a boxing ladybird, for God’s sake!). Croc himself bounces around yelling ‘Kersplat!’ and ‘Kapow!’ every time he takes out an enemy or stomps a box.

Look, just don’t fight it. Croc is the cutest game out there. Play it, but try not to get diabetes.

†Panda†

Yo yo yo! XD

Bonjour.

I am so busy all the time at the moment. Moving house, working, packing, whoreing myself its the life I lead at the moment and to be honest im shattered!

The guy who works right next to me RIGHT NEXT TO ME in his little chinese medical shop has killed 4 people and gone on the run!!! I was like WTF when I found out. Its all in the papers and news etc. The CID were at work today asking questions. I was too busy leaning over the counter cupping my clevage to answer them. Mommas gotta make some money and those guys have big bucks! haha Nah I have all I need at home. Speaking of wifes she might be moving in aswell AWESOME!

I brought street fighter 4 for the 3DS. One word: HARD!!! I can get to like the third fight and I die everytime and I have played it on all three difficulty levels!!!!!!!


Right. The moment y'all have all been waiting for! After the HUGE success of "You're a Panda, Yay" Its time to reveal the new and exclusive lyrics to the second single Judas PANDA!!!!



Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Panda

Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Panda

Panda! Panda-aa panda! panda-aa
Panda! Panda-aa Panda! PAPA


When he slides down the tree, I am ready
I'll wash his bamboo if he needs
Forgive him when he splashes in the rain
Even after three times, he betrays me

I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A panda with no bam, panda with no boo

I'm just a hairy Fool, oh baby im so cruel
But I'm still in love with panda, baby
I'm just a hairy Fool, oh baby im so cruel
But I'm still in love with panda, baby

Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Panda

Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Panda

Panda! Panda-aa panda! panda-aa
Panda! Panda-aa Panda! PAPA


I couldn't love a bear so grizzly
Even poachers forgave his crooked way
I've learned love is like bamboo
You can Build a house or eat it all

I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A panda with no bam, panda with no boo


I'm just a hairy Fool, oh baby im so cruel
But I'm still in love with panda, baby
I'm just a hairy Fool, oh baby im so cruel
But I'm still in love with Panda, baby

Ohohohoh
I'm in love with panda

Ohohohoh
I'm in love with panda

In the most extinct sense,
I am beyond repentance
Wild panda, prostitute wench, vomits her bamboo
But in the natural sense
I just speak in canadian french
Panda kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an bamboo condom next time

I wanna love you,
But something's pulling me away from you
Grizzly is my virtue,
Panda is the demon I cling to
I cling to

I'm just a Hairy Fool, oh baby im so cruel
But I'm still in love with Panda, baby
I'm just a Hairy Fool, oh baby im so cruel
But I'm still in love with Panda, baby

Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Panda

Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Panda

Panda! Panda-aa panda! panda-aa
Panda! Panda-aa Panda! PAPA


:D

Peace Out Girl Scouts x