Showing posts with label Etsy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Etsy. Show all posts

Friday, 30 March 2012

Bacon maths, obsessive listing, and Thomas the Tank Engine goes to heaven

Guess what!

I’ve been looking at things! On the internet! And my phone!

Let me tell you about them!

Train Conductor 2


Stop it, I can hear you snoring at the back. Give it a chance.

Train Conductor 2 has you, as you could imagine, in control of initially four train tracks going across your screen, and the trains that travel along them. When they appear, you need to create a path for them by dragging a link to the track they need to get to. It’s easy enough at first, but soon you’ll have more trains on screen than you’ll know what to do with, and you’ll be frantically redirecting trains until you miss one and SMASH! Thomas the Tank Engine goes to heaven.

I really enjoyed the game, although I think it’s a bit limited. It has ‘classic’ and ‘challenge’ modes, but it could do with either more modes or more levels. Still a lovely way of killing five minutes while you’re waiting for the bus, though.

Etsy


Yeah, I know Etsy isn’t new, but hush. I’ve only just joined up on it because I’ve started making custom ponies and I’m trying to sell the beggars. I thought Etsy would be a good place as they love them some ponies over there (as I have demonstrated on this very site only last week).

It’s very easy to get yourself set up to sell, and they have a nifty new direct pay feature, although sadly it isn’t available in the UK yet. It costs 20 cents to list an item, and you get to upload up to 5 photos for free, which I think is a nice touch.

The problem is, though, that no one BUYS on there. I’ve had loads and loads of ‘favourites’ on my items, but it seems that people just browse there. They’re probably like me, looking for the crazy. Stick to eBay.

Pinterest


The kind of thing I put on Pinterest. I probably shouldn't have an account.

Another new social networking site has a crack at toppling Facebook from it’s mighty throne. Although, it’s not trying to replace it entirely. It’s more of an ‘online mood board’, whatever that is. In practice, you sign up through another internet site (most likely Facebook), then you’re invited to create boards, and ‘pin’ items to them by entering their URL, or uploading directly from your computer.

In practice, Pinterest is really just a visually appealing way of creating obsessive lists about everything, ever. Of course, I really enjoy just spamming it with pony pictures. Shut up.

Draw Something


It’s the cool new game in town that suddenly everyone and their dog is playing (although if your dog has a phone, you need to re-examine your life). I literally only downloaded it today but so far, I’m impressed. On Android, I was given the choice of downloading the ad supported version or shelling out a whole 60p on it, then I got straight down to business. It uses Facebook (again with Facebook!) to find your friends and let you challenge them to games. Essentially, its phone based Pictionary. You draw something, they guess it, then they draw something, and so on and so forth. The twist is you’re given ‘bombs’, that do certain things like take away some of your letter choices to make your guessing easier, or change the list of items you can draw.

It’s good so far, but I can see it being very annoying for those who’ve decided they’re bored of it and then get bugged by their mates to finish a round. Time shall tell.

Drawception

Drawception is a bit similar to Draw Something, except its web based and played between strangers. It bills itself as a ‘social telephone’ game, and plays something like Chinese Whispers crossed with MS Paint. One player will begin a game by suggesting a scenario to be drawn, such as ‘An elephant on a canoe’. Then, the next player draws it. Then, the next player is asked to describe the picture, and so on and so forth, until you get something like this:



Worth looking at, but watch yourself. It’s a bloody time worm hole and no mistake.

Friday, 23 March 2012

You've forgotten the glitter

If you’ve been reading us since the beginning (i.e. last year), you might remember that I did a post about three yonks ago about all the crazy pony stuff you can find on Etsy. There is something about the combination of arts and crafts and candy coloured ponies that brings out everyone’s inner nutjob.

Well, kiddlywinks, I’m doing it again, because why not?

(THAT’S RIGHT, I’M DOING TWO PONY POSTS IN A ROW)

(DEAL WITH IT MOFOS)

You’ve forgotten the glitter


http://tinyurl.com/85oe9kq

Have you heard that saying that’s going round the internet lately? It goes, ‘I never thought I’d see the day that ponies were manlier than vampires.’

Well, not this one.

Seriously, put the effort in! You may as well have scrawled ‘I HEART EDWARD CULLEN’ on your pencil case and whacked that up for sale. Prfft.

How’s this going to help your iPhone reception?


http://tinyurl.com/85kjajp

Ok, yeah, it’s ‘kitsch’ and ‘retro’ and whatever, but how are you actually going to hold your phone with a sodding pony glued to the back of it?

So many questions


http://tinyurl.com/86p9ybe

The first one being, ‘WHERE IS IT’S FACE?!?’

It will eat you in your sleep


http://tinyurl.com/7gsxj9r

Ok, look, it’s very well made, I’ll give it that. But OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT’S FACE. LOOK AT IT. It’s going to be watching me while I sleep, I just know it. Holding a kitchen knife over my head.

My First Godfather


http://tinyurl.com/7ovjkpc

Pretty that up all you want, it’s a horse’s head. Candy colours or not, IT IS MISSING IT’S BODY AND IT’S BLOODY CREEPY.

The Walking Pony


http://tinyurl.com/78xlfbc

I’ve done zombie ponies before, but this is just... icky. Exposed bone! Yeuch.

I’m sorry zombie pony, I didn’t mean to be so cruel. Please, don’t eat my brains! DON’T EAT MY BRA-

In the interests of fairness, if anyone feels like slagging off things what I done made, then head over to Water Fire Customs and have at it. Happy Friday!

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Get Good Braiiinns - Go Back To College



How to get good Braiiinns…
An Educational post

Step one: Quit your job. It sucks and you know it. You’re undervalued and underpaid. Your mind has turned to mush. If I have to say ‘Hi this is Shanice in sales’ (without lisping) one more time, I think I may implode! Also, the free selection of biscuits and unlimited trips to the coffee machine do not make up for bitchy colleagues and coma inducing tasks…even if they are Hobnobs!
Step two: Think about step one. If you have ‘Responsibilities’ such as a bills, online quests or pets, I wouldn’t jump right into that one without arranging yourself. The best thing to do is to move back in with your parents. They have nice food, interwebs and laundry services.Also, as they have your embarrassing baby and teen photos, it's best to keep on their good side!
Step three: Explore your Educational options….or just read the ones I made, just for you;
Access Courses – These are best for older students (19+) who want a career change. It’s a one year course in a subject of your choice (such as Business, Health and Social care, Teaching etc.) which will give you the skills necessary to go to University. I’ve been working as an Administrator Assistant which is sooo boring but now I’m about to start an Access to Education Studies so I can become a Primary Teacher! Yay me! The qualification I will receive at the end of my year is highly sought after by many universities as the course includes exams and coursework but also a placement is needed in your field as well as lots of time for private study, group sessions, trips and one-to-one time with tutors. They also brush up your Maths and English skills with weekly workshops. It’s very diverse and fast paced. You can look on the Access website for general information but its best to check around local colleges.
Cons: A heavy workload. You are advised not to go into employment as you need all the time you can get for studying.Not every college offers this course and there is alot of competiton at the ones that do.
Apprenticeships – A great way to get qualifications and money too. Most organisations will take on their apprentices on completion of their course. It’s a great way of getting hands on experience in an area that you enjoy and this way you can test to see if that specific career is the one for you.It's best to register on the Apprenticeships website to get regular updates.
Cons: Most apprenticeships start around May-June and are snapped up fast by school leavers. The next main occurrences of apprenticeships are early January. There are some that are available all year round such as Business and Retail .

Short Courses – There are many available from Business to Baking. Most are flexible with negotiable hours. They start from one day courses to six weeks depending on the type.This is best if you want to study whilst working.

A-Levels –Yawn…The ‘normal’ route to college. It’s really boring, I’ve tried before. As A-levels are mainly exam based with the rest being course work, most universities are uninterested in them due to their ‘lack of experience gained during the course’. Example: It’s all good learning about ‘Baking’ but what good is that if you don’t know how to apply it in real life i.e. actually bake a cake?
Cons: 16-18 year old Justin Beiber fans usually go for this route
'cheesy smile, not included'
If you don’t want to get back into education, you could try these options:
Create & Sell – If you own a sewing machine and imagination and a pencil you should do this. Make cute little plushies, sell your artsy doodles or make accessories and sell them on Etsy. There are big bucks to be gained for homemade, unique gifts!
Bake – Make a cake stall and set it up at a local school, public event or shopping centre. If you have a child, put some bows in their hair and help them sell cakes to get that ‘aww how cute factor’. This method doesn’t work well with boys…
Ebay/Gumtree – Sell your stuff. Minimalism is so fashionable right now…
Sell your skills – If you are good at creative pursuits such as designing or writing, why not set up a free website and advertise your skills. It is great way of getting extra money.
Become a mystery shopper - Get paid to go to the shops and restaurants you like. All you have to do is submit your review to them. Once you have gone through their application process, you’re ready to go.Retail Eyes,Grass Roots & Mystery Shopper UK have lots of easy tasks to do for good prices.Whats best is that if you have to review food, they will refund you for your meal and pay you on top of that!
Step Four : Do you like waffles? Go to the next step.If not, shame on you.
Step Five: If none of the above worked for you, play the lottery.
Has anyone else just quit their job before and started fresh? How did it go?
I’m doing it at the moment and I would value your experience :D