You've forgotten the glitter

If you’ve been reading us since the beginning (i.e. last year), you might remember that I did a post about three yonks ago about all the crazy pony stuff you can find on Etsy. There is something about the combination of arts and crafts and candy coloured ponies that brings out everyone’s inner nutjob.

Well, kiddlywinks, I’m doing it again, because why not?

(THAT’S RIGHT, I’M DOING TWO PONY POSTS IN A ROW)

(DEAL WITH IT MOFOS)

You’ve forgotten the glitter

http://tinyurl.com/85oe9kq

Have you heard that saying that’s going round the internet lately? It goes, ‘I never thought I’d see the day that ponies were manlier than vampires.’

Well, not this one.

Seriously, put the effort in! You may as well have scrawled ‘I HEART EDWARD CULLEN’ on your pencil case and whacked that up for sale. Prfft.

How’s this going to help your iPhone reception?

http://tinyurl.com/85kjajp

Ok, yeah, it’s ‘kitsch’ and ‘retro’ and whatever, but how are you actually going to hold your phone with a sodding pony glued to the back of it?

So many questions

http://tinyurl.com/86p9ybe

The first one being, ‘WHERE IS IT’S FACE?!?’

It will eat you in your sleep

http://tinyurl.com/7gsxj9r

Ok, look, it’s very well made, I’ll give it that. But OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT’S FACE. LOOK AT IT. It’s going to be watching me while I sleep, I just know it. Holding a kitchen knife over my head.

My First Godfather

http://tinyurl.com/7ovjkpc

Pretty that up all you want, it’s a horse’s head. Candy colours or not, IT IS MISSING IT’S BODY AND IT’S BLOODY CREEPY.

The Walking Pony

http://tinyurl.com/78xlfbc

I’ve done zombie ponies before, but this is just... icky. Exposed bone! Yeuch.

I’m sorry zombie pony, I didn’t mean to be so cruel. Please, don’t eat my brains! DON’T EAT MY BRA-

In the interests of fairness, if anyone feels like slagging off things what I done made, then head over to Water Fire Customs and have at it. Happy Friday!